My little dog can't read

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　【譯文】

　　我的狗不識字

　　布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊! 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識字。”